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Upcoming Events
OCT

18

THU
Bread of Life Study
10:30 AM to 11:30 AM
OCT

21

SUN
Early Church Service
8:30 AM to 9:30 AM
Traditional Service
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM
Church Game Night
4:30 PM to 7:00 PM
Friends of ALL ages are invited to a night of intergenerational fellowship:
Sunday, October 21st, from 4:30-7:00 p.m.
The Education Committee will provide chili with fixings and drinks.
Please bring a side or dessert to share and your favorite board and/or card games.
OCT

23

TUE
Senior Lunch
1:00 PM to 3:00 PM
We are excited to announce that on Tuesday, October 23rd, we will be celebrating the Fall Senior Supper. Don’t be surprised if tricks and treats are involved. All are welcome to join us! Robin Eagen will be collecting RSVP’s to make sure enough lunch is prepared for everyone. This will be Supper with entertainment to follow.
We would like to thank everyone that donated towards our new dishwasher! We are so thankful this has arrived and are excited to put it to use!
OCT

24

WED
Choir Practice
7:30 PM to 8:30 PM
OCT

27

SAT
St. Benedict's Community Dinner
3:00 PM to 5:00 PM
This is held at St. Benedict’s Episcopal Church. St. Andrew’s takes turns cooking, and everyone helps serve. In conjunction with St. Benedict’s Episcopal (910 Bowker Street, Lacey) we serve a hot meal for the homeless and low-income people in our community. Come help set-up, serve, clean-up. If you would like for information, please contact Rich Green (360) 943-9290.
OCT

28

SUN
Early Church Service
8:30 AM to 9:30 AM
Traditional Service
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM
OCT

31

WED
Choir Practice
7:30 PM to 8:30 PM
NOV

01

THU
Bible Search

Humor Corner

  • A car stalled at the intersection. The light cycled through green, yellow and red several times. A policeman approached the driver and said: “Excuse me! But didn’t we have a color you liked.”
  • I have a large sea shell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
  • There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
  • I got a new shadow. I got rid of the old one. It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
  • Right now I am having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  • The nice thing about being senile. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  • The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and doesn’t stop until you stand up to speak in public.
  • Sometimes I awake at night and ask: “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me: “This is going to take more than one night.”
  • My parents were so poor, they got married for the rice.
  • Hatchet—What hen does to an egg.
  • If a long dress is evening wear, What is a suit of armor? Silverware.
  • Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up which I will not put.
  • You know it’s a bad day, when your income tax refund check bounces.
  • Arcade - A kind of lemonade served on Noah’s Ark.
  • Deposed kings are a throne away.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather, It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Deposed kings are a throne away.
  • What do you get when you divide the diameter of a pumpkin by its circumference?  Pumpkin PI.
  • I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said stop going to those places.
  • Vegetarian: Native American definition of a lousy hunter.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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