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Upcoming Events
FEB

19

TUE
Church Council Meeting
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM
FEB

20

WED
Singles Luncheon
12:30 PM to 2:30 PM
February 20th @ 12:30 p.m. at The Mayan (on Yelm Hwy)
We invite all adult singles (divorced, widowed, separated, never married) to join us for a no-host lunch and conversation.
Questions or RSVP to: Lois Brighten (360) 412-7933
Praise Team Practice
6:00 PM to 7:00 PM
Choir Practice
7:00 PM to 8:00 PM
FEB

21

THU
Bread of Life Study
10:30 AM to 11:30 AM
FEB

23

SAT
St. Benedict’s Community Dinner
3:00 PM to 5:00 PM
Saturday @ 3:00 p.m. at St. Benedict’s Episcopal Church. We serve a hot meal for the homeless and low-income people in our community.
FEB

24

SUN
CELEBRATION EARLY WORSHIP
8:30 AM to 9:30 AM
ADULT SUNDAY SCHOOL
9:30 AM to 10:30 AM
TRADITIONAL WORSHIP
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM
CHILDREN'S CHURCH
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM
FEB

26

TUE
Quilters Group
10:00 AM to 2:00 PM
Tuesday, February 26th, 10:00am. We're starting the New Year with new projects. Looking forward to Easter we have patterns for several beautiful wall hangings for the Sanctuary. Help us choose patterns, fabrics and sewing techniques. These can be made during our monthly sessions or at home if that is easier. Also, we need some special comfort quilts. Come and discuss the needs and how they can be filled.

Do you know the history behind the comfort quilt projects that we work on? We’d love to share our story & projects with you on the last Tuesday of each month. Join us at 10:00am on February 26th and we will show you what we are working on.
FEB

27

WED
Habitat Lunch
11:00 AM to 1:00 PM
Praise Team Practice
6:00 PM to 7:00 PM
Choir Practice
7:00 PM to 8:00 PM
FEB

28

THU
Bread of Life Study
10:30 AM to 11:30 AM
MAR

03

SUN
CELEBRATION EARLY WORSHIP
8:30 AM to 9:30 AM
ADULT SUNDAY SCHOOL
9:30 AM to 10:30 AM
TRADITIONAL WORSHIP
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM
CHILDREN'S CHURCH
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM
MAR

06

WED
Bible Search

Humor Corner

 

  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
  • Teacher: “Class we have only a half a day of school this morning” Students: Hooray! Teacher: “We have the other half this afternoon.”
  • Important Sign: “Do not walk past the end of the pier.”
  • A car stalled at the intersection. The light cycled through green, yellow and red several times. A policeman approached the driver and said: “Excuse me! But didn’t we have a color you liked.”
  • I have a large sea shell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
  • There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
  • I got a new shadow. I got rid of the old one. It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
  • Right now I am having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  • The nice thing about being senile. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  • The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and doesn’t stop until you stand up to speak in public.
  • Sometimes I awake at night and ask: “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me: “This is going to take more than one night.”
  • My parents were so poor, they got married for the rice.
  • Hatchet—What hen does to an egg.
  • If a long dress is evening wear, What is a suit of armor? Silverware.
  • Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up which I will not put.
  • You know it’s a bad day, when your income tax refund check bounces.
  • Arcade - A kind of lemonade served on Noah’s Ark.
  • Deposed kings are a throne away.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather, It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Deposed kings are a throne away.
  • What do you get when you divide the diameter of a pumpkin by its circumference?  Pumpkin PI.
  • I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said stop going to those places.
  • Vegetarian: Native American definition of a lousy hunter.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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